The #1 item in my I need this! list

Dear internet,

Since my DS got stolen last year, I feel like I'm missing something, namely the ability to endure long bus rides or whatever boring event I might have to attend to. To fix this, I really really need one of these:

Yep, it's a PS Vita. It's small, it's nice, and it plays games. And best of all, it has trophies! So I can bludgeon myself in the head with it while trying to get 100% of the next disgaea game that gets released for this, which I don't doubt will eventually come. Anyway, save one for me okay?

Much thanks.
Me.